Prelude- The Unlegacy
CHAPTER 1: At the Heart of Twinbrook...
CHAPTER 2: New Arrivals
CHAPTER 3: The Mars Family Curse...
CHAPTER 4: Begin Scene
CHAPTER 5: You're A Llama, No You're A Llama
CHAPTER 6: Two Snobs, Two Babies, and Death
CHAPTER 7: The Next Generation
CHAPTER 8: I Heart Simbots
CHAPTER 9: The Good, The Bad, and The Creepish
CHAPTER 10: The Pursuit of Hapenis
CHAPTER 11: Gaybies
CHAPTER 12, PART 1: Tristan, Isla, Thaila
CHAPTER 12, PART 2: Regan, Jayden, Luca
CHAPTER 13: Simselves Gone Wild
CHAPTER 14: The Unexpected
CHAPTER 15: Life Take Two
CHAPTER 16: Taboo
CHAPTER 17: The Baby in the Attic
CHAPTER 18: The Girl Who Never Came Home
CHAPTER 19: Growing Pains, Hunger Pangs
CHAPTER 20: Oh Hello Death
CHAPTER 21: Consequences
CHAPTER 22: Bad Things in Pretty Packages
CHAPTER 23: Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous
CHAPTER 24: Anything You Can Do (I Can Kill You And Say I Did It First)
CHAPTER 25: Pretty in Pink
CHAPTER 26: Time for Change
CHAPTER 27: Technical Issues
CHAPTER 28: What's Your Major Malfunction?
CHAPTER 29: Heart of Steel
CHAPTER 30: Teenage Dream
CHAPTER 31: Bliss
CHAPTER 32: Nature vs. Nurture
CHAPTER 33: Armageddon
CHAPTER 34: The Boy Who Failed At Life
CHAPTER 35: Til Death Do Us Part
CHAPTER 36: Sympathy for the Devil
CHAPTER 37: The Monster At The End Of The Book
CHAPTER 38: Misguided Undecided
CHAPTER 1: At the Heart of Twinbrook...
CHAPTER 2: New Arrivals
CHAPTER 3: The Mars Family Curse...
CHAPTER 4: Begin Scene
CHAPTER 5: You're A Llama, No You're A Llama
CHAPTER 6: Two Snobs, Two Babies, and Death
CHAPTER 7: The Next Generation
CHAPTER 8: I Heart Simbots
CHAPTER 9: The Good, The Bad, and The Creepish
CHAPTER 10: The Pursuit of Hapenis
CHAPTER 11: Gaybies
CHAPTER 12, PART 1: Tristan, Isla, Thaila
CHAPTER 12, PART 2: Regan, Jayden, Luca
CHAPTER 13: Simselves Gone Wild
CHAPTER 14: The Unexpected
CHAPTER 15: Life Take Two
CHAPTER 16: Taboo
CHAPTER 17: The Baby in the Attic
CHAPTER 18: The Girl Who Never Came Home
CHAPTER 19: Growing Pains, Hunger Pangs
CHAPTER 20: Oh Hello Death
CHAPTER 21: Consequences
CHAPTER 22: Bad Things in Pretty Packages
CHAPTER 23: Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous
CHAPTER 24: Anything You Can Do (I Can Kill You And Say I Did It First)
CHAPTER 25: Pretty in Pink
CHAPTER 26: Time for Change
CHAPTER 27: Technical Issues
CHAPTER 28: What's Your Major Malfunction?
CHAPTER 29: Heart of Steel
CHAPTER 30: Teenage Dream
CHAPTER 31: Bliss
CHAPTER 32: Nature vs. Nurture
CHAPTER 33: Armageddon
CHAPTER 34: The Boy Who Failed At Life
CHAPTER 35: Til Death Do Us Part
CHAPTER 36: Sympathy for the Devil
CHAPTER 37: The Monster At The End Of The Book
CHAPTER 38: Misguided Undecided
Thursday, 4 September 2014
Chapter 24: Anything You Can Do (I Can Kill You And Say I Did It First)
Oh, to be a celebrity. Imagine a life of luxe- days spent being adored and worshipped and getting free stuffs and having stalkers and having the press accuse you of peeing yourself in public and... Forget it- Ash and Micah might love being celebs but it's not for me.
From simplistic and determined backgrounds, Ashleigh and Micah worked their way up to being top level celebs. For Micah it was the buddy-buddy route. Despite her mean grumpyness, Micah was able to befriend a bunch of celebrities in order to schmooze her way through the ranks.
Ashleigh on the other hand decided it's not who you know it's who you blow. After languishing in the doldrums of mere level one celebrity she hooked up with fellow hottie St0rm D4rkw34th3r, and this connection got her mucho star points. It's a bit callous yes, but I do think they make an adorable couple.
But not everyone approves. From childhood friends to fierce rivals, Micah and Ashleigh's relationship has deteriorated completely (like, totally man). It started off with Ash simply being jealous of Micah's success, and her hooking up with St0rm was the resultant factor of this. Micah didn't approve for a couple of reasons; a- because Mikey's a surprisingly traditional girl and she doesn't approve of cheating, and 2- Ashleigh's new found love was at the expense of her now ex-beau; Micah's friend Adrian.
With so much animosity between them it wasn't surprising when Micah and Ashleigh began to scrap with each other all the live long day.
Micah usually lost *sad face*
In an effort to improve her physical fitness, and therefore kick her cousin's bony ass, Micah began to train with her bestie Sky. He'd whipped her into shape before and so was happy to help his friend with her mission.
Boy, don't they look permatanned...
Although maybe Sky was letting himself in for more than he'd bargained for. Half-way through their session Micah suddenly got in her car and sped off the rest of the route, all of her own accord- the lazy bint.
She may have flaked out on their jog and beat him to the finish line, but at least Micah had a consolation hug for Sky.
Following their daily work-outs the two would always head to a bar to unwind and relax, though Micah would get pissy at Sky if he nicked the biggest pizza slice.
And of course you could count on the paparazzi to show up and invade their privacy.
What's so interesting about two sexy Sims playing foosball I wonder?
When not helping Micah out with her life and career, Sky would turn his focus to his own and his band Electrocute the Walrus. By now their career had progressed to the point where they were playing in high-end bars and clubs.
And of course Sky could always count on the support of Micah, who would dutifully come to each gig and stare at him...
Are you getting the same vibes I am?
Micah and Sky had always been close, but now they were spending practically every second of every day together. By the looks of the duo's want panel I definitely got the impression that they were destined to be more than just good friends, there was just one problem...
Although... Maybe that wouldn't be much of a problem anymore.
The only thing keeping Micah and Sky apart was the fact that Micah had a boyfriend... He's the guy in the background there, kissing his wife...
Uh-oh. Methinks you shouldn't cross Micah.
Micah and Mitchell had been dating for a few weeks now. He was her boss and her first real relationship, so I'm thinking it hurt a great deal when she found out the horrible truth- that he was married all along and she was nothing more than his bit on the side.
Of course, Micah doesn't get upset, she gets angry...
First she endeavoured to tell his wife Skylar what a cheating scumbag her husband was...
...And then she had some choice words for the man himself.
Not to be cliche but YOU GO GIRL!
Following the disaster that was that day Micah could only turn to her best friends for comfort- her best friend Sky... and Jack Daniels and Jim Beam...
She fell asleep on the sofa that night, possibly thinking of ways to skin Mitchell alive. Sweet dreams honey.
A few days later Micah was back out on the scene trying to put Mitchell behind her.
And what better way to do that than by stalking a slightly creepy facemasked Christian Bale? It's certainly what I do with my Sunday afternoons.
I think Micah was still pained over her ex so it didn't take long before she was in full-on rebound mode and getting down with Christian in the hot tub.
But alas their fling didn't last long. They got into a big fight because Micah got in his light or some shit and they broke up, leaving behind them the record for the shortest relationship ever.
It's a shame, they were such a sweet couple... *smirk*
Following the whirlwind tabloid romance that was Micah Heart and Christian Bale, Micah sloped off home to recover whilst Sky hung around and booed Christian. He's not subtle this boy...
And apparently neither is Micah- later on she took to standing on stage with Sky at his gigs and glaring at the adoring fans who worshipped him.
Once again I was beginning to get the distinct impression that Micah and Sky were leaning ever closer towards each other, and it would just take one move to bring them together.
Having said that, Micah glares at a lot of people. Well, mainly just Ashleigh and St0rm.
But, if there was ever any doubt about the scope of Micah's desires it would soon be vanquished by her own actions, because there's nothing like freewill to give you perspective...
Yeyyyyyyyyyyy!
The next day held a momentous occasion for Micah and Sky- their first official date, which was spent in a quiet lakeside spot picnicking.
Sky gazed adoringly at Micah as she woffed down her hamburger.
And Micah returned the amorous gaze as Sky serenaded her with his guitar.
And then there was some kissing, as you do.
After the romantic picnic Micah and Sky of course headed to Funky Town to party the night away (or just stare at Micah's boobs in Sky's case).
Ah, isn't this just how clubs should be- chock full of revellers. If you want your Simmies to have a proper clubbing experience you really need to think about replacing the default EA clubs with custom ones, as generally they're far superior as they actually let people in.
Of course, there's no accounting for the amount of riff-raff that might get in too... Well, actually there's not really anything wrong with this chick, Ashleigh just likes to yell at anyone who so much as looks at her boyfriend. St0rm looks mortified, bless him.
Ohhhhhhh Ashleigh and St0rm. Not wishing to be too emphatic here but I really do think they might be one of my favourite Sim couples of ever. They make such an attractive couple don't they? Really there was only one thing to do next...
...See if such an aesthetically pleasing couple could have beautiful children too.
With a (hopefully) very cute little bebbeh on the way Sky's room was converted into a nursery for the kiddie.
This of course meant Sky had to move across the hall into the bedroom of his new girlfriend Micah.
Both parties seemed pretty happy with the arrangement.
Okay, I know I only said a few pages back that Ashleigh and St0rm were my favourite couple, but I've changed my mind- Micah and Sky rule my heart.
I mean, just look at them!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Okay, that's enough marvelling at the beauty- let's leave the lovers to their hot tub moment.
Ah, a welcome distraction- tis Ashleigh giving birth to her first child.
You know how celebrities more often than not give their kids completely fucking mental names? Well, who am I to go against tradition- meet Gadget D4rkw34th3r.
Oh oh, must look after new baby but but... the magnetic pull of Micah and Sky's cuteness... it's too strong!
No wait I changed my mind again, Ashleigh and St0rm's refined beauty is just overwhelming.
Oops, I changed my mind again.
Man I really am spoilt for cute couples this generation aren't I?
Still, Micah and Sky pip it for me...
Anyways! When Sky and St0rm weren't busy supplying me with sufficient man candy they were hard at work, gigging as Electrocute the Walrus.
They were playing a gig on the night that Gadget aged up in fact so sadly St0rm missed his son's birthday.
Now, I'm curious- who do we think Gadget will take after looks-wise?
Ah, I definitely see a lot of Ashleigh in this one, with Gabriel's hair making a comeback for some reason.
Now she's not the most maternal type but Ashleigh really was chuffed with what she'd produced, and she couldn't wait to show her son off.
So she, erm, took Gadget to Funky Town.
What? Toddlers love clubbing...
Gadget spent most of the evening hugging his teddy bear Winston.
Whilst his parents did the bump and grind.
And Ashleigh yelled at various people for checking out her man...
You ever notice how Ashleigh's always screaming at reaper women? Racist...
Whilst Ashleigh and co were tearing up the dancefloor, Micah was aging up into an Adult in that cross-eyed style that we love so much.
And it was also Sky's birthday on the same day.
Followed by Gadget a few days later.
On the night of Gadget's birthday Electrocute the Walrus were playing a gig so once again St0rm missed out on his son aging up, but the boy soon ran along to see his daddy play live as soon as he was able.
And afterwards they bonded by playing video games back at home. Awww.
St0rm had only just recently moved into the Heart household as, being a former ladies man, he was sometimes hard to pin down. With Gadget becoming a child though Ashleigh had seen fit to invite him to move in, and that wasn't all.
Apparently Ashleigh and St0rm's wedding ceremony is very boring to their son...
Yep, after a long courtship, what started as a relationship of convenience had blossomed into something more, and it was time for Ashleigh and St0rm to wed.
That night, Ashleigh and St0rm was married, and she changed her surname to D4rkw34th4r.
Apparently the whole thing was very moving to Sam Winchester Sim...
Ashleigh and St0rm's wedding had happened out the back of Funky Town, and after the ceremony was over the party headed inside to dance the night away.
Though Ashleigh's shimmying was cut short by the arrival of a brand new baby bump.
Throughout the pregnancy St0rm really stepped up in his husbandly duties, and really took the time to take care of his wife.
Even little Gadget supported his mom, and he seemed to be really looking forward to having a new sibling to play with.
The goodwill in the Heart household really was spreading, because even Micah tried to lend her support by feeling Ashleigh's baby bump. She was shot down completely, but I guess it's the thought that counts.
Maybe one of my favourite pictures ever...
Anyways, before long the pregnancy was over and Ashleigh went into labour.
St0rm took her to the hospital and soon returned with a brand new son called Gizmo, though quite why he looks so fucking miserable about it I have no idea.
And, though the magical act of aging, we can now see what Gizmo looks like as a toddler. Ain't he a cutie?
The day after Gizmo's birthday it was time for Gadget to age up too.
Ooh my, he's an interesting looking fella ain't he?
By this point the D4rkw34th4r family were taking up practically the entire penthouse, and as such it was time for them to GTFO. Sorry fans.
I really felt they should be together as a family in their own swanky home, and so the D4rkw34th4rs moved out to the fabulous hills outside Bridgeport. It kind of bummed to see them go, but it's not like we won't keep in touch.
And besides, it really was for the best because the house was about to get even fuller...
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